What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Why do some men like anal sex?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Had strong anxiety, heart palpitations, headaches and fear randomly over twin flame presence, 20 mins later he didnt acknowledge me saw a photo of a girl on the back of his phone faced up. Assume it was a new gf. Was this a warning of seperation?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Apollo astronauts discovered the moon is covered in tiny orange glass beads. Now we finally know why. - Live Science

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Why do women change that much more with age?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Is it possible for people who claim to be genuine and honest to actually not be? If so, why do they behave this way?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can men and women be friends?